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« on: July 28, 2010, 11:34:55 AM »
doja te dija cili eshte dallimi mes femres e mashkullit

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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2010, 05:19:15 PM »
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shoket zgjidhi  me te mire se veten,te tille te konsiderojne dhe ata ty

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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2010, 07:16:11 PM »
 :icon_lol2: :drunk: goca me e zgjut esh sa i djal budall(na pikpamja inteligjences)  :icon_lol2: 14; 14; 14; 14; 14; 14;
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2010, 12:33:23 PM »
Quote from: Londoner on July 28, 2010, 07:16:11 PM
:icon_lol2: :drunk: goca me e zgjut esh sa i djal budall(na pikpamja inteligjences)  :icon_lol2: 14; 14; 14; 14; 14; 14;
pse ka ndonje pikpamje tjeter??? ;) ;) ;) po ihoqe ate nje cope mishi dhe kockash ngeli  :) :)

e dallon qe femrat nuk ofendojne meshkujt ok; ok;
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« Reply #4 on: August 09, 2010, 12:56:33 AM »
Quote from: alba on August 03, 2010, 12:33:23 PM
pse ka ndonje pikpamje tjeter??? ;) ;) ;) po ihoqe ate nje cope mishi dhe kockash ngeli  :) :)

e dallon qe femrat nuk ofendojne meshkujt ok; ok;

qe meshkujt i kuptojn me mir rastet kur esh ofenim e kur sesht
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« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2010, 09:14:15 AM »
Quote from: Londoner on August 09, 2010, 12:56:33 AM
qe meshkujt i kuptojn me mir rastet kur esh ofenim e kur sesht

 ::) ::) ::) :) :) :P
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« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2010, 10:51:05 AM »
Ka shum Dallimeee
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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2010, 12:37:42 AM »
qe femra kujto se me dy fjal ofeno nje mashkull ose e trego veten me te zgjut kur nuk e mendon se pergjigja i kthehet me e rond
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2010, 12:38:59 AM »
Nje dallim eshte...sme lejohet ai lloj fjalori.. :)
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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2010, 12:43:19 AM »
po flas per gocat ku jetoj vet..ndersa me fcuking nigers e perdorin  fjalorin sikur esh normale dhe me shqiptar bojn interesanten se kujtojne se u vejn na mrapa ne ua bojn qefin sikur ato maloket qe kan njofur vec delet apo mushkat me par ne ven te saj
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2010, 10:27:56 AM »
ka shume meshkuj qe jane femra e shume femra qe jane meshkuj  :)
sot ne kohet moderne :P, nuk dallohen hiē fare    :)
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« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2010, 03:47:51 PM »
Quote from: Bello on August 21, 2010, 10:27:56 AM
ka shume meshkuj qe jane femra e shume femra qe jane meshkuj  :)
sot ne kohet moderne :P, nuk dallohen hiē fare    :)

 :) :) :) :) :) ME PELQEN REPLIKA JUAJ.....

Quote from: Londoner on August 21, 2010, 12:43:19 AM
po flas per gocat ku jetoj vet..ndersa me fcuking nigers e perdorin  fjalorin sikur esh normale dhe me shqiptar bojn interesanten se kujtojne se u vejn na mrapa ne ua bojn qefin sikur ato maloket qe kan njofur vec delet apo mushkat me par ne ven te saj
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TAMAM LONDONER...... ok; ok; ok; ok;

Fshataret..... edhe hiqen si te qyteteruar ....kur jane vec Dhi pa frena..... se Femera si quaje.....

Dallimi shoqerore mes nje femere e nje mashkulli doja te dija ........
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« Reply #12 on: October 20, 2010, 01:45:25 PM »
 
Ndoshta dallimet me te theksuara midis trurit te meshkujve   dhe atij te femrave jane ne barcoleta dhe ne mahi ne llogari te gjinive. Por,   faktet mbesin, nuk jemi te njejte, prandaj edhe trurin e kemi te ndryshem   funksionojne ndryshe. Para nesh jane disa fakte te pamohueshme shkencore. Mos i   merrni personalisht!!!

1. Truri i meshkujve eshte me i madh,...por me   kalimin e viteve zvogelohet me shpejt sesa ai i femrave.

2. Truri i   femrave "punon" ne nje temperature me te larte, per shkak te "djegies" se nje   sasie me te madhe te glukozes.

3. Femrat perdorin nje pjese me te madhe   te trurit kur mendojne.

4. Truri i meshkujve perdore rreth 6.5 here me   shume substance te hirtė per inteligjencen e pergjitheshme sesa truri i femrave,   derisa truri i femrave perdore 10 here me shume substance te bardhė per   inteligjence te pergjitheshme. Mu per kete shkak meshkujte jane me te suksesshem   ne matematike...kurse femrat ne fushen e gjuheve.

5. Meshkujt mesatarisht   marrin kater-pese pike me shume sesa femrat ne testet e inteligjences.

6.   Mashkulli mesatar do te mendoje ne seks nje here ne minute, kurse femna mesatare   me rralle, nje here ne nje apo edhe ne dy dite.

7. Pse femrat vazhdimisht   duan te flasin? Shkenctaret thone se bisedimi te femra ofron nje kenaqesi te   tille, qe mund te krahasohet me kenaqesine e orgazmes.

8. Femijet femra   eshte konstatuar se reagojne me shume ne zhurme sesa femijet meshkuj.

9.   Perqafimi qe zgjate vetem 20 sekonda ne trurin e femrave do ta nxise lirimin e   oksitonines, hormon i cili ben qe femra ti besoj njeriut qe e   perqafon.

10. Meshkujt gjate dites flasin me pak se femrat. Varesisht nga   ky studim, ky dallim sillet nga 1.000 deri ne 10.000 fjale me pak ne   dite.[/t]
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2010, 12:25:57 AM »
Nje dite nje nxenes mistrec per te vene mesuesen ne pozite te veshtire e pyet cili eshte dallimi midis femres dhe mashkullit, mesuesja e vjeter ne zanat i tha sa e ka numrin e kembes babi yt nxenesi ju pergjigj 42 po mami i thote mesuesja 37 i tha nxenes,i epo atehere ndryshime qenka midis kembeve i thote mesusja  :) :) :)
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« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2011, 12:07:51 AM »
perjetojne ndryshe interesat e tyre te ndryshme :)
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